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The Club of Nerd Dads

by Cosmic Punch

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Verse From the Bay of Tokyo Comes the King that we all love and know To steal the show! Bridge Call out the army Call out the big guns Godzilla’s in the house It’s not safe for anyone Chorus Fire and brimstone raining down As the monster from the depths attacks No one gonna stop his rampage now The King of the Monsters is back! Verse 2 From the jungle, screaming loud King Kong’s here to come and make us proud and attack the crowd Bridge 2 Go climb a building and swat at airplanes A giant monkey or atomic dino? Rodan and King Ghidorah Were embarrassed and upstaged CODA Where is Ultraman when you need him?
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Verse This humble story isn’t old Not for the weak, but for the bold Good parenting is not a silly waste of time Outside of school and music class A good escape must come to pass You say it’s nonsense for geeks, but I turned out fine Chorus I grew up on Star Wars I grew up on anime Just like the kids are doing today I will train my apprentice It doesn’t make me bad I'm a bonafide member of The Club of Nerd Dads Verse 2 Say what you want Do what you will I’ll raise my kids how I want to still There nothing you can say to make me change my mind Coda Search your feelings, you know it to be true The world needs more NERDS Like me and you! HAHAHAHHAHA
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Mike Post 03:23
Verse Not to be undone Mike Post was #1 All his themes were awesome and all the rage Bridge Look up his Wiki and you’ll be smitten You won’t believe what he has written Chorus Must see TV – In the mid 80s With a perfect theme So come along with me Verse 2 Standing on their own You knew what show was on Little masterpieces that set the stage Emcee Mike Post is a television and film composer who has created so much work that we know and love like: Hill Street Blues, The Greatest American Hero, The White Shadow, Magnum P.I., The Rockford files, The A-Team, Riptide, Hooperman, L.A. Law, Hunter, BaBaBlacksheep, Blossom, Doogie Howser M.D., Hardcastle and McCormick, Quantum Leap, and so much more.
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VERSE M – I can’t wait to see your cosplay posts on your Instagram F – The way you argue about Disney taking over with your Facebook friends M – The next con is coming up. I’ve got no cash to spend F – I’ll get a room for me and you, I guess I’ll pay again BRIDGE Words can’t fill our great divide Awkwardly, I’ll try to say what I’m feeling inside CHORUS I love you and Stuff I want you to see Even though we live our lives so separately I Love you and Stuff I want you to know We’ll be as one from 10 to 5 at the next show And when the crowds are gone then we can be together The sun is shining bright No matter what’s the weather I’ll be beside you holding hands though we’re in separate lines And hope to see you at the next con VERSE 2 M- I guess they’re giving you a booth for signing and I’ll be with my friends F- No, this year they’re cutting back, so I’m a civilian…again
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Verse My bag of dice are loaded and my miniatures are decked I can’t wait for my gaming club to see what I have specked “Rules Heavy” is all I know, the Game Master has his crutch My skills are sharpened, my powers “ultra” and I’m ready for all the fluff Bridge And here we are, and here we go It’s game night, stay on your toes And here we are, and here we go It’s game night, so turn off your phones Chorus Dice and Paper and my gaming friends Like we do every weekend Every seven days we do it again It’s my only addiction Dice and Paper and my gaming friends Like we do every weekend Every seven days we do it again But for some reason But for some reason This night won’t end Verse 2 Eight hours in and we’re still here My wife has gone to bed I’m up at 7 for work, but I have a feeling I’ll call in sick instead CODA Modifiers – 20 siders
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Verse Lonely Keyboard Warrior, did Disney make you mad? Lonely Keyboard Warrior, it’s really not that bad Chorus I argue with you, I bicker with you ‘cause I’ve got nothing else better to do Verse 2 George Lucas said, “It’s made for kids” and what, you’re 40 now! At lease someone’s still making it, so don’t have a cow Bridge You say, “J.J. ruined my child hood, it was hard for me to look away! I thought it was all over, then Baby Yoda saved the day!”
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Verse1 In the early 2000s, a show came on the air Which had a western-feeling mixed with space adventure The Serenity was filled with a cast of mixed parts from a hero to a hooker and a band of mighty cogs Zoe, Wash, Inara. Doc and River, Tam, Sheppard and Jayne, and don’t forget the Captain All of us miss it and we know how it works So BRING BACK FIRELY and stop being jerks! Verse2 We appreciate the movie, we really really do But it was less of a continuance and more another reboot How we long for the feeling of our favorite show again while all of us are singing “The Ballad of Jayne” Joss Whedon, my buddy, why can’t you bring us more Popularity from Avengers would surely open the door The network that canned it would truly go berserk, So BRING BACK FIRELY and stop being a jerk! BRIDGE Though it only lasted 14 episodes, we will binge watch the lot in one go It’s the story we’re all missing. Even if we can’t get the cast all back again Verse 3 This song is dedicated to the characters we loved To the Reavers that we hated, for making life so difficult It’s time you did your duty. You see we miss your work, So BRING BACK FIRELY and stop being jerks! CODA Bring back Firefly!
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Secret Wars 03:44
Verse 1 Come all you heroes to the party now, because we are the chosen few It’s on a planet that we’ve never seen. It doesn’t seem that it is true We’re gonna battle lots of evil guys, we’ve got “Fantastic” things to do Let’s form and army and attack the team of Galactus and Doctor Doom Chorus Superheroes battle on a planetary scale in the Secret Wars There is no escaping, just participating in the Secret Wars Welcome to his circus. Time to play his game. The Beyonder’s gonna take us away. Verse 2 Gather ‘round my famous evil ones, it doesn’t seem we have a choice My leadership is what you need right now. It’s something we will all enjoy Fighting a god is tough. I oughta know. So you can all forget that noise. We’re not gonna see the Earth again unless we smash these girls and boys. Verse 3 Lots of little changes going down. Spidey’s got a new black suit (VENOM) Thing is gonna sit an hang around and our host has changed his attitude.
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Supertimes 03:49
Verse 1 Before the days of CGI, TV shows relied on faith. Simple camera tricks and imagination was all we all would celebrate Our super friends were actors, minus the HGH Those golden days were special When we gathered together Fridays at 8 Bridge A 19-inch TV We couldn’t wait to see Chorus Supertimes – Where have they all gone Supertimes – Where do we belong Verse 2 A bunch of cheesy costumes and some light-hearted story time Add a dash of nonsense – was all we needed to feel fine In a world of non-stop reboots and alternate timeline hacks It would be nice if all the writers would stop and take us back Bridge 2 Our show is on tonight Everybody come inside!
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Teenage Rage 04:07
Verse 1 Evil music sung by evil bands Hanging with the crowd that smoked at lunch The TV scared our parents – We played along Heavy Metal won! Chorus Pop Music’s so much fun Still Metal’s #1 To harness all my teenage rage Verse 2 Cranking Dio in a Celica In a parking lot at school Master of Puppets on an endless loop Sabbath and Ozzy too CODA Celebrate the music that captivates and playing that redefines reality Bang your head – Dance with the dead Then take my hand and escape like me!

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NERD ROCK!!! 38 minutes of fun and NO SILLY POLITICS...well....there's Nerd politics, but that is OK!

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released May 4, 2020

All Music, Lyrics, Instruments, and Vocals by: Juan "Punchy" Gonzalez

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Cosmic Punch Seffner, Florida

Cosmic Punch returns as a solo project from veteran record producer, Juan "Punchy" Gonzalez (Morbid Angel, Christian Death, Diabolic, Diet of Worms, The Synth Lord, Lover of Sin).
This new ALL NERD-BASED record will make you smile and ponder why you even listen to anybody else!
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