1. |
King of the Monsters
04:07
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Verse
From the Bay of Tokyo
Comes the King that we all love and know
To steal the show!
Bridge
Call out the army
Call out the big guns
Godzilla’s in the house
It’s not safe for anyone
Chorus
Fire and brimstone raining down
As the monster from the depths attacks
No one gonna stop his rampage now
The King of the Monsters is back!
Verse 2
From the jungle, screaming loud
King Kong’s here to come and make us proud
and attack the crowd
Bridge 2
Go climb a building
and swat at airplanes
A giant monkey or atomic dino?
Rodan and King Ghidorah
Were embarrassed and upstaged
CODA
Where is Ultraman when you need him?
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2. |
The Club of Nerd Dads
03:35
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Verse
This humble story isn’t old
Not for the weak, but for the bold
Good parenting is not a silly waste of time
Outside of school and music class
A good escape must come to pass
You say it’s nonsense for geeks, but I turned out fine
Chorus
I grew up on Star Wars
I grew up on anime
Just like the kids are doing today
I will train my apprentice
It doesn’t make me bad
I'm a bonafide member of
The Club of Nerd Dads
Verse 2
Say what you want
Do what you will
I’ll raise my kids how I want to still
There nothing you can say to make me change my mind
Coda
Search your feelings, you know it to be true
The world needs more NERDS
Like me and you!
HAHAHAHHAHA
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3. |
Mike Post
03:23
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Verse
Not to be undone
Mike Post was #1
All his themes were awesome and all the rage
Bridge
Look up his Wiki
and you’ll be smitten
You won’t believe
what he has written
Chorus
Must see TV – In the mid 80s
With a perfect theme
So come along with me
Verse 2
Standing on their own
You knew what show was on
Little masterpieces that set the stage
Emcee
Mike Post is a television and film composer who has created so much work that we know and love like: Hill Street Blues, The Greatest American Hero, The White Shadow, Magnum P.I., The Rockford files, The A-Team, Riptide, Hooperman, L.A. Law, Hunter, BaBaBlacksheep, Blossom, Doogie Howser M.D., Hardcastle and McCormick, Quantum Leap, and so much more.
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4. |
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VERSE
M – I can’t wait to see your cosplay posts on your Instagram
F – The way you argue about Disney taking over with your Facebook friends
M – The next con is coming up. I’ve got no cash to spend
F – I’ll get a room for me and you, I guess I’ll pay again
BRIDGE
Words can’t fill our great divide
Awkwardly, I’ll try to say what I’m feeling inside
CHORUS
I love you and Stuff
I want you to see
Even though we live our lives so separately
I Love you and Stuff
I want you to know
We’ll be as one from 10 to 5 at the next show
And when the crowds are gone then we can be together
The sun is shining bright
No matter what’s the weather
I’ll be beside you holding hands though we’re in separate lines
And hope to see you at the next con
VERSE 2
M- I guess they’re giving you a booth for signing and I’ll be with my friends
F- No, this year they’re cutting back, so I’m a civilian…again
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5. |
Dice and Paper
04:16
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Verse
My bag of dice are loaded and my miniatures are decked
I can’t wait for my gaming club to see what I have specked
“Rules Heavy” is all I know, the Game Master has his crutch
My skills are sharpened, my powers “ultra” and I’m ready for all the fluff
Bridge
And here we are, and here we go
It’s game night, stay on your toes
And here we are, and here we go
It’s game night, so turn off your phones
Chorus
Dice and Paper and my gaming friends
Like we do every weekend
Every seven days we do it again
It’s my only addiction
Dice and Paper and my gaming friends
Like we do every weekend
Every seven days we do it again
But for some reason
But for some reason
This night won’t end
Verse 2
Eight hours in and we’re still here
My wife has gone to bed
I’m up at 7 for work, but I have a feeling I’ll call in sick instead
CODA
Modifiers – 20 siders
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6. |
Keyboard Warrior
03:21
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Verse
Lonely Keyboard Warrior, did Disney make you mad?
Lonely Keyboard Warrior, it’s really not that bad
Chorus
I argue with you, I bicker with you
‘cause I’ve got nothing else better to do
Verse 2
George Lucas said, “It’s made for kids”
and what, you’re 40 now!
At lease someone’s still making it, so don’t have a cow
Bridge
You say, “J.J. ruined my child hood, it was hard for me to look away! I thought it was all over, then Baby Yoda saved the day!”
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7. |
Bring Back Firefly
03:04
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Verse1
In the early 2000s, a show came on the air
Which had a western-feeling mixed with space adventure
The Serenity was filled with a cast of mixed parts from a hero to a hooker
and a band of mighty cogs
Zoe, Wash, Inara. Doc and River, Tam, Sheppard and Jayne, and don’t forget the Captain
All of us miss it and we know how it works
So BRING BACK FIRELY and stop being jerks!
Verse2
We appreciate the movie, we really really do
But it was less of a continuance and more another reboot
How we long for the feeling of our favorite show again while all of us are singing
“The Ballad of Jayne”
Joss Whedon, my buddy, why can’t you bring us more
Popularity from Avengers would surely open the door
The network that canned it would truly go berserk,
So BRING BACK FIRELY and stop being a jerk!
BRIDGE
Though it only lasted 14 episodes, we will binge watch the lot in one go
It’s the story we’re all missing.
Even if we can’t get the cast all back again
Verse 3
This song is dedicated to the characters we loved
To the Reavers that we hated, for making life so difficult
It’s time you did your duty. You see we miss your work,
So BRING BACK FIRELY and stop being jerks!
CODA
Bring back Firefly!
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8. |
Secret Wars
03:44
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Verse 1
Come all you heroes to the party now, because we are the chosen few
It’s on a planet that we’ve never seen. It doesn’t seem that it is true
We’re gonna battle lots of evil guys, we’ve got “Fantastic” things to do
Let’s form and army and attack the team of Galactus and Doctor Doom
Chorus
Superheroes battle on a planetary scale in the Secret Wars
There is no escaping, just participating in the Secret Wars
Welcome to his circus. Time to play his game.
The Beyonder’s gonna take us away.
Verse 2
Gather ‘round my famous evil ones, it doesn’t seem we have a choice
My leadership is what you need right now. It’s something we will all enjoy
Fighting a god is tough. I oughta know. So you can all forget that noise.
We’re not gonna see the Earth again unless we smash these girls and boys.
Verse 3
Lots of little changes going down. Spidey’s got a new black suit (VENOM)
Thing is gonna sit an hang around and our host has changed his attitude.
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9. |
Supertimes
03:49
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Verse 1
Before the days of CGI, TV shows relied on faith.
Simple camera tricks and imagination was all we all would celebrate
Our super friends were actors, minus the HGH
Those golden days were special
When we gathered together
Fridays at 8
Bridge
A 19-inch TV
We couldn’t wait to see
Chorus
Supertimes – Where have they all gone
Supertimes – Where do we belong
Verse 2
A bunch of cheesy costumes and some light-hearted story time
Add a dash of nonsense – was all we needed to feel fine
In a world of non-stop reboots and alternate timeline hacks
It would be nice if all the writers would stop and take us back
Bridge 2
Our show is on tonight
Everybody come inside!
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10. |
Teenage Rage
04:07
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Verse 1
Evil music sung by evil bands
Hanging with the crowd that smoked at lunch
The TV scared our parents – We played along
Heavy Metal won!
Chorus
Pop Music’s so much fun
Still Metal’s #1
To harness all my teenage rage
Verse 2
Cranking Dio in a Celica
In a parking lot at school
Master of Puppets on an endless loop
Sabbath and Ozzy too
CODA
Celebrate the music that captivates
and playing that redefines reality
Bang your head – Dance with the dead
Then take my hand and escape like me!
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Cosmic Punch Seffner, Florida
Cosmic Punch returns as a solo project from veteran record producer, Juan "Punchy" Gonzalez (Morbid Angel, Christian Death,
Diabolic, Diet of Worms, The Synth Lord, Lover of Sin).
This new ALL NERD-BASED record will make you smile and ponder why you even listen to anybody else!
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